My Dad Is A Real CannibaI | my horrible life
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Hey, I’m Steve and I’m in big trouble. I recently found proof that my dad is a real-life cannibal. I’m not joking here. And I’m not sure if I should contact the police or FBI but I know I have to do something, because my dad needs to be stopped.
I should have realized that he was weird when I was a kid. My dad always told me stories about a cannibal tribe in the Brazilian Amazonas. He told those stories with so much detail as if he had experienced it himself. He said they normally only ate deceased people but sometimes when they thought someone was a sorcerer or a witch, they would make an exception and eat that person alive. To make things worse, he told me they mostly accused little girls of being witches.
He also said that those indigenous Brazilian tribes would go out and try to capture men of other tribes and then do a big feast eating them.
Listening to his stories as a kid was scary. But I was young and I kinda thought my dad’s obsession with cannibalism was normal. He also has a bunch of human skulls all over our house. And when I asked him where he got those from, he said he bought them on eBay but I highly doubt that that’s true.
Because 4 years ago he changed careers. He went from being a school teacher to becoming a crematorium operator. His new job is all about turning dead corpses into ashes. And it’s his duty to treat those bodies with respect, but I suspect that he is taking those bodies apart and secretly eating them.
The other weird thing he does, is fly to Brazil once a year. My mom told me he has family over there and I believed her as a kid, but why had I never seen my Brazilian family? And why had I never been invited to visit them?
Well, one day I found out the truth. I went through my dad’s wardrobe and at the bottom I found a hidden box. When I opened it, I saw several sets of human teeth. It was so creepy and there was one photo showing my dad wearing those teeth around his head surrounded by some indigenous jungle people.
Another photo showed my dad holding a spear in his hand next to some indigenous warriors. It looked like they were about to go hunting. I just hope it wasn’t for some other humans.
But now I knew where my dad went once a year. He visited the Brazilian Amazon to hang out with some canni.balistic, warmongering tribe members. And maybe he went on hunting other humans with them, so they could eat them afterward.
I hoped this was all a big joke, but when I confronted my dad and asked if he had ever eaten human flesh. His response was so creepy. A big grin appeared on his face and then he asked me: “how do you know, son?”
At first, I didn’t know how to respond. But once I had gathered myself, I said: “You are a disgusting and evil psychopath!”
But he responded “No! No! It’s not evil and it’s not disgusting. I mean, what’s the difference between eating pig, beef or human? There is no difference. And if a human of a natural cause, then it’s not to eat the cor.pse. Because a person doesn’t care.
“So that’s why you became a crematory operator?! So you can have free lunch at work?” I asked him.
“Ugh… those are old and sick people. That would be disgusting. No… I’m just fascinated by bodies. It’s really no big deal.” He responded.

  • スネ

    Damn I miss these videos ....

  • Bruh Chill
    Bruh Chill

    My dad is good to me

  • Kitty Cat
    Kitty Cat

    I will kill him O-O

  • Samantha Leon
    Samantha Leon

    I know sneck on him or don,t tell you Mom that hes in jail

  • TheBabyGoat Ciah
    TheBabyGoat Ciah

    I wanna called FBI because he’s not eating me

  • cookie 09 69 wolf ITS THA KING
    cookie 09 69 wolf ITS THA KING

    Wtf is that gerl talking ew

  • Dge Hall
    Dge Hall

    Next story would probably be, "I sent a toy Peppa Pig to the moon and founded the infinity gauntlent!"


    😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 so boring and untrue

  • Gacha_ Moonlight
    Gacha_ Moonlight

    Call the FBI and show your mom box and tell her everything new

  • Leslee Eichler
    Leslee Eichler


  • Lauren Gibbs
    Lauren Gibbs

    Fbi kill the man

  • Lovefor Cats
    Lovefor Cats

    You’re in trouble dude

  • Hannah Brain
    Hannah Brain

    My grandad died a long time ago he was burnt to ashes after death was I found I was heart broken I couldn't stop crying and he was the only grandparent I ever got to know of see I lost him too soon and I'll never forgot him or that sad day RIP grandad

  • Makeshia Hamilton
    Makeshia Hamilton


  • Squishy Rubberducky
    Squishy Rubberducky

    Contact fbi bro like this guy is messed up call the fbi.

  • Marco Carrillo
    Marco Carrillo

    Yes do it

  • Timing Lama
    Timing Lama

    Report him to the FBI

  • Hilltop Truccer
    Hilltop Truccer

    Find the differences

  • Nice Noah
    Nice Noah

    Call the FBI

  • Johnnieblackadder100 gutierrez
    Johnnieblackadder100 gutierrez


  • Ashton Hicks
    Ashton Hicks


  • Louie Madrid
    Louie Madrid

    Open up is the FBI

  • Nick Garcia
    Nick Garcia


  • Wilma Kärnä
    Wilma Kärnä

    He eats dora

  • Hookguy08 007
    Hookguy08 007

    Call the fbi

  • Smart Concepts
    Smart Concepts

    Run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Æčhřåf ğæməř
    Æčhřåf ğæməř

    I might call the police to let him in to the prison for a aaaaaa aaaaaa a aaaaaa aaaaaa 2 years,because I miss my parents so much to let this happen it's just a soul appeared on your dad s body.

  • Farieda Sakildien
    Farieda Sakildien

    Call the FBI

  • Wendy Covers
    Wendy Covers

    Kim ate her own placenta?! Use this as a WTF button

  • Eileen Michelle Gabiano
    Eileen Michelle Gabiano

    Call FBI! Right Nooooooooooow

  • big chungus
    big chungus

    The real title is: My dad is a zombie

  • say meh gamer
    say meh gamer


  • Teddy Mailbox
    Teddy Mailbox

    Barff over 1000 time's and then call the FBI.

  • Margarita Ramirez
    Margarita Ramirez

    If you're dad tochis my Grampa I will hunt you down 😋😋

  • Marvins YouTube channel
    Marvins YouTube channel

    Call FBI

  • Fire peashooter the YouTuber
    Fire peashooter the YouTuber

    If I get eaten I will get revenge as a spirit of life

  • Fire peashooter the YouTuber
    Fire peashooter the YouTuber

    This guy should get arrested and get treated and not eat people

  • Kayla Montalbano
    Kayla Montalbano

    I would call the FBI

  • Marissa Agee
    Marissa Agee


  • DragonKnight

    Bro ur dad would've been in jail right now because the FBI will track him down

  • Sweet_Lemon x
    Sweet_Lemon x

    00:08 sing *cannibal* from ke$ha

  • nathan eller
    nathan eller

    FBI call

  • adam morocs
    adam morocs

    You must call police on your dad nowwwww

  • Annabel Arnold
    Annabel Arnold


  • Carla Lima
    Carla Lima

    I wood run away. Hxhdhdhhehdhd

  • Lulu West
    Lulu West


  • Agustin Hernandez
    Agustin Hernandez

    Was that patrick 😂😂

  • Alexander Castro
    Alexander Castro

    Don't contact the FBI tell your mom

  • Fabian Willekens
    Fabian Willekens

    Oooo no

  • John Gaming
    John Gaming

    Contact the FBI

  • Christina Iceman
    Christina Iceman

    Holy crap call police he deserves it it’s the best thing to do

  • Rehannah Mohammed
    Rehannah Mohammed

    U should of go with him lol

  • Rishu Sarkar
    Rishu Sarkar

    No bro I don't mind it 👌💯

  • Owen Campbell
    Owen Campbell

    Contact the fbi

  • Linda Modo
    Linda Modo

    Cannibalism cause metal problems to the mind so I doubt that he is

  • Sylvia Ballesteros
    Sylvia Ballesteros

    You meds a new Dad

  • Jumana Nimmer
    Jumana Nimmer


  • Gary Oloughlin
    Gary Oloughlin


  • TanTan Alim
    TanTan Alim

    anyone saw patrick?

  • Vanessa Chan
    Vanessa Chan

    LOL am a tomboy XD